Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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