on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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