why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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