I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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