...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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