Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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