so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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