chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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