The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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