i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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