i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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