take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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