Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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