btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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