no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
