You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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