i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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