Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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