I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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