I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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