Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
