I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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