It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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