Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
