I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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