its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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