My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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