Porn is love you can see.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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