My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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