Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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