is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
