I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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