Please, let me fuck your mom
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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