Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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