11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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