Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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