OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Randomize
