He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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