I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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