dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Randomize
