Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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