I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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