Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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