Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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