i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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