Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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