Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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