So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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