C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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