it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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