my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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