so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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