What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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