In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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