I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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