Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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