I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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