I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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