The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize