If that was your dad, he is hot
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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