Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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