What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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