i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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