Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
